Welcome to my world of midlife madness! Can we talk about how our bodies change? I had my uterus removed at age 37, but hey, my ovaries are still kicking. Little did I know the rollercoaster ride I was in for! I blew up like a pufferfish, my face turned into a perfect circle, and I was as uncomfortable as a cat in a bath. Solo pics? Forget it! I was the master of the back-row maneuver in group photos. But fear not! I embarked on a fitness frenzy, running during lunch breaks and hitting the weights like a champ. Thanks to the gym conveniently nestled downstairs at my desk job, I bid farewell to the extra pounds. Just when I thought I was back to feeling fabulous, cue the hot flashes! Talk about timing, right? And let’s not even get started on the mustache and those two stubborn chin