Welcome to my world of midlife madness! Can we talk about how our bodies change? I had my uterus removed at age 37, but hey, my ovaries are still kicking. Little did I know the rollercoaster ride I was in for! I blew up like a pufferfish, my face turned into a perfect circle, and I was as uncomfortable as a cat in a bath. Solo pics? Forget it! I was the master of the back-row maneuver in group photos.

But fear not! I embarked on a fitness frenzy, running during lunch breaks and hitting the weights like a champ. Thanks to the gym conveniently nestled downstairs at my desk job, I bid farewell to the extra pounds. Just when I thought I was back to feeling fabulous, cue the hot flashes! Talk about timing, right? And let’s not even get started on the mustache and those two stubborn chin hairs that decided to make an appearance.

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Ah, the late 40s – the pinnacle of fabulousness! Not only did I get hit with every symptom imaginable, but I also couldn’t quite remember when it all began. Blame it on the COVID era or the long-haul COVID that decided to join the party – a whole other saga! Hot flashes, heart palpitations, anxiety, and mind fog that could rival London’s skyline – check, check, and check! And don’t even get me started on the acne – who knew I’d be revisiting my teenage years?

My once svelte waistline? Well, let’s just say it decided to expand like it was auditioning for a starring role. With all these changes, my skin lost its luster, my makeup needed an overhaul, and even my trusted perfumes smelled foreign. Energy? What’s that?

Surprisingly, mood swings weren’t my forte – at least that’s what I think. I might need to verify with my family, but who has time for that when you’re busy navigating the maze of forgetfulness and mental fog? Work became a battleground of deciphering mysteries, and don’t even get me started on driving without GPS – cue the anxiety attack!

But fear not, fellow midlife warriors! Armed with determination and a hefty dose of stubbornness, I embarked on a journey of self-discovery. From scouring articles to stalking medical professionals online and swapping stories with other women, I refuse to let midlife madness dull my sparkle. So, let’s strap in and navigate this crazy ride together – because why face it alone when we can laugh, cry, and conquer it as a tribe?

9 thoughts on “Hello World!”

  2. I’ll be 40 later this year, and I am already starting to experience hormonal changes and other midlife challenges. I’ve been educating myself and prioritizing self-care. So, things are better than they were previously. It’s always good to hear about other women’s journeys and support each other.

    1. Yes!!! I feel like I have read everything that I came across and still do, because I truly feel like I have all the symptoms! Crazy!

  4. Just loving it and looking to see where this journey takes us! Thank you for putting your thoughts into words and sharing them.

  5. Thank you this is awesome and timely. I look foward to great interactions in this journey togeyher.

  6. I am enjoying the first read, and looking forward to your discoveries, I certainly could use the advice! Love it!

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